swing life away,



This fucking woman

Be my grandma pls


F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

Reblog if you’re in your 20s.


Be proud of being a tumblr senior citizen!

Marry me Kemp. #mattkemp #27 #dodgers #mcm #mancrusheveryday 😘😍💕💪 ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾

Marry me Kemp. #mattkemp #27 #dodgers #mcm #mancrusheveryday 😘😍💕💪 ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾ ⚾

That face you make when she is wearing shorts and ugg boots

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)


everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock